I’m studying at Cafe Viv with Chris. He came over to my booth a minute ago and handed me a piece of paper on which he’s scribbled a quick note. In entirety, it reads:
“The solution to global warming? It will solve itself. How? Well, the hotter the world gets, the higher its seas will rise. The higher its seas will rise, the smaller the overall land mass of the planet Earth. Soon enough, there’ll be too little land to sustain enough humans to affect global temperatures, and global warming will eventually cease. The planet might even re-cool afterwards!”
He pauses before a footnote.
“Sure, billions upon billions might have to perish, but that’ll just make it better for us survivors!”
Chris, you might want to consider joining the Republican Party. I hear they have a similar solution in mind.
